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Wristbands for causes

Right What You No: Wristbands for causes

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Wristbands for causes

There is definitely nothing more profound and world changing than buying a wristband for a good cause. What better way to cure world hunger than to slap a piece of plastic on your wrist?

Here are a couple of worthy cause wristbands available now:
Make Deadshits History Wristband

Harden The Fuck Up Wristband
Now of course it would be remiss of me not to mention the wonderful wristbands that cure ailments and enhance performance. Chief amongst these products is of course Placebo. The Placebo bands are available right now:

Nonspecific ailments the placebo effect and confirmation bias may assist with are not limited to:
  • Headache relief
  • Lower back pain
  • Cramping
  • Muscle soreness
  • Restlessness
  • Nausea
  • Insomnia
  • Fatigue
  • Symptoms of the common cold
Wearing the Placebo Band may also seem to improve:
  • Strength
  • Balance
  • Power
  • Confidence
  • Mental alertness
  • Memory
  • Sense of general well being
  • Attractiveness
  • Wit and charisma

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2 Comments:

At June 14, 2011 at 2:45 AM , Blogger Rex Jameson said...

Bono is a beast! Defenestration of Prague and making Robin Williams history? I can't even imagine what he will be able to accomplish with those Placebo bands! Long Live Onob!

 
At June 14, 2011 at 10:06 AM , Blogger Tyson Adams said...

I have the placebo band thanks to my friend Christiaan. So far it has worked very well at keeping tigers at bay.

 

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